amoying:

Chris Pratt seems like a guy that would get drunk with you and then carry you home

“My heart didn’t break into a thousand pieces after he left. Instead, I realized all the things he didn’t do. He didn’t want to hear my stories. He didn’t ask me questions. He didn’t hug me out of the blue to make me feel good. His hugs were always a preamble to something else, and after he was gone, I wondered if he ever knew me at all.”

– Diane Les Becquets  (via keefrich)

howdyimjrus:

2,000 dollar bird warmer.

tanku:

why is there ham on this cat

tanku:

why is there ham on this cat